[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
how to kiss
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
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cosmotip: whisper this to your partner before the act to summon their basilisk












