1. You can’t spell school without I hate my life

    (Source: nicolemoser, via baesknees)


  2. bitchouttahell:

    shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

    (via thetardisound)

  4. tastefullyoffensive:

    "Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

    (via zackisontumblr)

  5. surebrahh:

    I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

    (via emotionalnick)


  6. tequilafemina:

    A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

    My boss is still crying.

    (via tatterpig)


  7. sexspose:

    when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once


    (Source: vensu, via desperatemonkeys)

  11. (Source: k-rps, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

  12. amoowinehouse:

    Amy Winehouse’s yahoo profile 

    (via toocooltobehipster)