1. tattooedbroad:

    nentindo:

    Dad’s Jokes Just Became Legit

    I watched this like 12 times.

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  2. internetpriest:

    it’s a metaphor don’t worry

    (via callipyg-ian)

     
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  4. (Source: evilizattion, via callipyg-ian)

     

  5. krocatoo:

    Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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  6. thatothernguyen:

    are penguins even real omfg

    (via haofha)

     
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  10. spliffminded:

    youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

    agirlnamedmomo:

    what is this? I like it

    It’s called LSD

    ^^^

    (Source: nevver, via desperatemonkeys)

     
  11. adriofthedead:

    vicemag:

    A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

    just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

    (via foxnewsofficial)

     

  12. "April was too lonely a month to spend alone. In April, everyone around me looked happy. People would throw their coats off and enjoy each other’s company in the sunshine—talking, playing catch, holding hands. But I was always by myself."
    — Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via larmoyante)

    (via baarbz)

     

  13. wienrs:

    if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

    (via zackisontumblr)

     

  14. dear internet

    captain-raptor:

    giant barks and teeny mews

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    that is all

    (via coolcutegeekythings)

     
  15. malfunkshunedmind:

    The Red Hot Chili Peppers have become more tame with age.

    (via c0venant-carbine)