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how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

morepeachsummersnow:

safety with mr. nigeria

morepeachsummersnow:

safety with mr. nigeria

tomhiddlestonfans:

said the Shakespearian actor

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This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

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heyfunniest:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

heyfunniest:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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davidstrider:

cosmotip: whisper this to your partner before the act to summon their basilisk