toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
do you guys even understand?
you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables
and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because we’ve applied meanings to those sounds but
they mean n o t h i n g
We are getting too self aware guys.
this is the most mindfucking post ive ever read.
it gets even scarier when you think of singing