1. luxwing:

    you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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  2. energycrow:

    brainstatic:

    historical-nonfiction:

    A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

    Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

    pythagoras was absolutely an asshole

    (Source: Wikipedia)

     

  3. I’m getting a new lab puppy and literally have no idea about anything. I’ve been reading up on some things, but any advice that anyone has would be much appreciated. Anything about good food to get, training techniques, toys, crates, etc.  i love you for this.

     
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  6. because why not (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

    1. Zero - Who was your last text from?
    2. One - What/who is your icon?
    3. Two- Your relationship status?
    4. Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?
    5. Four - What is your current mood?
    6. Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?
    7. Six - Where do you wish you were right now?
    8. Seven - Have a crazy side?
    9. Eight - Ever had a near death experience?
    10. Nine- Something you do a lot?
    11. Ten - Angry at anyone?
    12. Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like ?
    13. Twelve - When was the last time you cried?
    14. Thirteen- What are you really good at ?
    15. Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
    16. Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?
    17. Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ?
    18. Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
    19. Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)? .
    20. Nineteen - What are you doing right now?
    21. Twenty - Who do you trust 100% right now?
    22. Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
    23. Twenty two - Heavy metal music?
    24. Twenty three- Who Was the last person you hugged.
    25. Twenty four- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone?
    26. Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now?
    27. Twenty six - What should you be doing right now?
    28. Twenty seven - What are you listening to?
    29. Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go?
    30. Twenty nine - Who was the last person who yelled at you?
    31. Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like?
    32. Thirty one - What is your eye colour?
    33. Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh?
    34. Thirty three - Who was the last person to make you angry?
    35. Thirty four - Hello Kitty or dora?
    36. Thirty five - Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
    37. Thirty six - Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours?
    38. Thirty seven - One thing you want right now?
    39. Thirty eight - Will you fall in love in the next few months?
    40. Thirty nine - What does the 5th text in your inbox say?
    41. Forty - Are you worried about the future?
    42. Forty one - Are you happy with life right now?
    43. Forty two - Are you currently jealous?
    44. Forty three – Who's your best guy friend?
    45. Forty four -Do you forgive or forget?
    46. Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school?
    47. Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show ?
    48. Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends?
    49. Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to?
    50. Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now?
    51. Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?
     

  7. sketchinetch:

    cremebuns:

    emeralddragoness:

    cremebuns:

    A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

    No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

    GOD

    SHUT UP

    UR SO STUPID

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    (Source: mrssaberhagen, via coolator)

     

  8. humoristics:

    A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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  9. phoneticmeow:

    MY SISTER NEEDS TO FUCKING CHILL

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  12. sexaulity:

    spicegorl:

    j5h:

    intelligence is such a turn on

    so is a huge co*ck

    why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

    (Source: j6, via withyouillbeokay)

     

  13. theshoutingendoflife:

    jaclcfrost:

    standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

    Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

    (via frikcking)

     
  14. freydis-frostrose:

    winchesterradio:

    thetiggeress:

    I will never not laugh at this video

    my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this

    My favorite vine in gif form. 

    (Source: pinkmanjesse, via baesknees)

     

  15. If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

    vvhaleshark:

    i need to know for school

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