1. maliciousmelons:

    my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

    (via andishouldhavekissedyou)

     
  2. emilyisobsessed:

    Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

    image

    (via sexualmermaid)

     
     
  3. baebees:

    kenfucky:

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

    what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via baesknees)

     
     

  4. averagefairy:

    curly hair boys got me so fucked up. pls hold my hand

     

  5. trippiest:

    what a beautiful day to not be in high school

    (via glorifiedmurder)

     

  6. jiminynovak:

    I genuinely don’t know what to say to people who hate ABBA like

    if you change your mind

    I’m the first in the line

    (Source: gentlekieren, via sexualmermaid)

     
  7.  

    1. october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
    2. november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
     

  8. luckydreaming:

    my anaconda don’t…

    image

    my anaconda don’t…

    image

    My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

    image

    (via sailorph0b0s)

     
  9. kenerics:

    who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

    I thought this said ‘why is someone snapchatting in the spaghetti.’ I was really confused

    (Source: hippopotalust, via glorifiedmurder)

     
  10. kenerics:

    who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

    (Source: hippopotalust, via glorifiedmurder)

     
  11.  

  12. "w is not a vowel"
    — every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

    (via emotionalnick)

     
  13. unshaped:

    ok

    (Source: memewhore, via andrewbreitel)

     
  14. (Source: x-three, via date)